Upgrade to Airport Porn Scanners

Some major changes to the system they claimed would never need any. Confession time for porn scanner manufacturers who finally admitted there are privacy concerns with airport workers ogling passengers as they passed through the porn scanners. Changes include:

1. Images will display as avatars.
Sooo, they are asking us to believe having spent $52.1 million dollars to buy some scanners they aren’t going to look at the images they produce. Doesn’t sound very likely does it. Maybe if they crossed their fingers and gave a boy scout salute it would be more believable.

2. Scanner operators will be in another room away from the public.
I guess if you’re going to watch porn all day it’s more comfortable if you have your own private room.

How this makes porn scanning better for travelers beats me.

Posted by Carlton Duston on 9 Sep 2010 | 0 comments
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