The Great Nokia Phone Rush
Do you own an old Nokia 1100 phone from 2003? It could worth $25,00 euros - or over A$36,000.
This PC World story claims that’s how much ‘underground’ forums are offering for them in Europe. They don’t explain how far underground these forums are so I can’t tell how big a shovel you’ll need to get to the eager buyers.
However, that particular model of phone can be reprogrammed to steal money from other peoples bank accounts. GIDDY UP! If only I’d done programming in school — but come to think of it we only had one computer in school when I was there. What passed for computing was handing each of us a great pile of cards that we spent hours filing in with pencils, then stood in line for more hours to feed into a box the size of a small room. All to prove 2+2 really was 4. Inspirational stuff I can tell you.
With training of that caliber it’s a wonder I’m not minister of science & technology.
But before you get ahead of yourself, this isn’t just an easy hand out you know. Nokia 1100s are a discontinued model, so a bit of a hurdle there. I suggest you dig around your bottom draws. Or check other family members, you just don’t know what kind of gold an uncle, aunty or grand parent might be sitting on. Or significant caregiver (a nod to the P.C. crowd there). Don’t be alarmed if you hear me in the dumpster next to your house tonight.
And don’t bother with eBay mate, I’m way ahead of you there.
So being the kind, big hearted and generous guy I am, to help you along I’ve put a picture of the very model you need at the top of this post.
Don’t say we never do anything for you.
Carlton
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